1 00:00:56,100 --> 00:01:02,100 The.Forbidden.Legend.Sex.And.Chopsticks Jin Ping MeiⅠ 2 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:13,120 I am Ximen Qing, from Qinghe County 3 00:01:13,330 --> 00:01:16,040 As soon as I was born, I was already a kid from a rich family. 4 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,370 My father's name is Simonda 5 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:21,410 I've never seen my dad work 6 00:01:21,620 --> 00:01:24,080 He hides in the study all day, not knowing what he is doing 7 00:01:24,330 --> 00:01:25,790 And I'm not allowed in 8 00:01:26,330 --> 00:01:30,240 Apart from that, he would accompany Er Niang and San Niang to play everywhere 9 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:33,910 Also, whatever he eats is only allowed to him. 10 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:36,080 Look... he's holding that 11 00:01:36,250 --> 00:01:37,870 I don't know what it is either 12 00:01:38,660 --> 00:01:40,950 He told me that only men can eat it 13 00:01:41,250 --> 00:01:43,040 Children are not allowed to eat 14 00:01:43,910 --> 00:01:47,040 I saw him eating with gusto, it looked delicious 15 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:50,080 Is it really that delicious? 16 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:55,240 Look, it’s not my second wife who’s holding the cup now. 17 00:01:55,540 --> 00:01:58,700 The person holding the spoon next to me is not my Sanniang either. 18 00:01:58,830 --> 00:01:59,660 Seriously 19 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:02,950 I just saw them both for the first time this morning. 20 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:04,830 I don’t know, when I grow up... 21 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:07,910 Will you be like my dad and eat this kind of thing? 22 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:11,580 My father never allowed me to enter the study room 23 00:02:11,750 --> 00:02:14,120 He said you can only go in when you grow up 24 00:02:14,370 --> 00:02:18,410 Finally one day, I couldn't help but sneak in 25 00:02:18,580 --> 00:02:20,700 It turns out there are a lot of books inside 26 00:02:20,910 --> 00:02:22,370 There are still many strips soaked in wine 27 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:23,870 Don't know where it came from 28 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,950 Some of it should be what dad eats every morning. 29 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:29,830 Also, there are many people without clothes painted on the wall. 30 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:32,200 But I don't know what they are doing 31 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:39,240 Later, I found out... 32 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:42,200 It turns out that my father was a sexologist from the Song Dynasty 33 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:43,950 He broke the constraints of etiquette 34 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,950 Strive to pursue the sexual enjoyment that humans deserve 35 00:02:49,540 --> 00:02:53,330 Even so, my dad is still a lover 36 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,950 His feelings for my mother have always been very good. 37 00:02:56,160 --> 00:03:00,200 Unfortunately, my mother contracted an incurable disease at a very young age. 38 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,240 My mother is very beautiful, a great beauty 39 00:03:07,450 --> 00:03:08,910 she has been ill for a long time 40 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:12,450 However, her father is still by the bedside every night to make her happy. 41 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:14,040 talk to her 42 00:03:14,330 --> 00:03:15,700 Until one night 43 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:27,330 My husband, don’t be sad 44 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,200 my time has come 45 00:03:30,580 --> 00:03:32,830 I can't cure my wife's illness 46 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:34,700 feel so ashamed 47 00:03:35,660 --> 00:03:38,580 I can enjoy it in my life 48 00:03:38,790 --> 00:03:41,490 The joy of the boudoir that no woman in the world can get 49 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:43,450 Already very satisfied 50 00:03:45,910 --> 00:03:49,450 After you leave, I will never marry for the rest of my life 51 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:55,370 Then Qing'er doesn't have to be bullied anymore 52 00:03:55,950 --> 00:03:57,830 I have a request... 53 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:01,950 As long as I can do it, I will definitely promise you 54 00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:04,410 give me one last time 55 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,700 Go to the state of bliss 56 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:09,080 But with your current physical strength, I'm afraid... 57 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:11,580 Give it to me, I want it 58 00:04:39,870 --> 00:04:41,870 I'm using the soul-returning needle now 59 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:45,910 Within half an hour, you will be able to reflect 60 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:48,330 But in the future… 61 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:25,120 I've known for a long time that you've been hiding at the door and peeking 62 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:28,580 Your mother has passed away 63 00:08:28,870 --> 00:08:30,240 You come with me 64 00:08:46,950 --> 00:08:49,200 Your dad spent his whole life 65 00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:52,830 To delve into the true meaning of yin and yang between men and women 66 00:08:53,660 --> 00:08:57,910 When you grow up, dad will teach you everything 67 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:02,580 But in the eyes of secular people, this kind of thing 68 00:09:02,790 --> 00:09:05,120 is evil and immoral 69 00:09:05,330 --> 00:09:07,450 All things in the study 70 00:09:07,950 --> 00:09:11,200 Don’t tell any third party except you and me. 71 00:09:11,330 --> 00:09:12,240 Do you understand? 72 00:09:12,410 --> 00:09:13,700 Understand 73 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:18,200 Since ancient times, there has been the "Su Nv Jing" 74 00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:21,200 Teaching the art of sexual intercourse between men and women 75 00:09:21,370 --> 00:09:22,950 The erotic pictures here 76 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,330 Contains ninety-nine sexual intercourse postures 77 00:09:26,450 --> 00:09:29,330 You will gradually realize it in the future 78 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:31,450 Dad 79 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:34,290 How can we satisfy them? 80 00:09:34,450 --> 00:09:35,700 Good question 81 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,080 To satisfy them, there is a lot of knowledge 82 00:09:39,290 --> 00:09:41,700 including physical strength 83 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:45,330 As well as the hardness and durability of the penis 84 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:48,290 But the most important thing is the word "attack the heart" 85 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:49,830 Attack the heart? 86 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:52,490 If a woman loves you 87 00:09:52,950 --> 00:09:55,240 When you had sex with her in the room 88 00:09:55,450 --> 00:09:58,080 will triple the intensity 89 00:09:58,290 --> 00:09:59,950 Time to make a stick of incense 90 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,410 She is satisfied with three sticks of incense 91 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:05,330 So how can I make a woman love me? 92 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:08,910 In fact, the ways of men and women are the same as the art of war. 93 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:12,240 The so-called knowing yourself and the enemy means winning every battle 94 00:10:16,910 --> 00:10:21,080 In the art of controlling women, martial arts play a very important role 95 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:25,950 A man must be good at martial arts and defeat his enemies 96 00:10:26,540 --> 00:10:29,080 You have to be strong enough with your fists and feet 97 00:10:29,870 --> 00:10:34,490 To defeat a woman and make her devoted to you 98 00:10:34,950 --> 00:10:37,120 To achieve this level... 99 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:40,120 You have to practice until your penis is hard enough 100 00:10:40,910 --> 00:10:42,910 as hard as iron 101 00:10:43,290 --> 00:10:44,370 How to practice? 102 00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:47,160 First practice palm pressure, one thousand times a day 103 00:10:50,370 --> 00:10:51,410 Finger pressure! 104 00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:54,200 After success, practice finger presses 105 00:10:58,370 --> 00:10:59,410 Press on the roots! 106 00:10:59,790 --> 00:11:01,790 Finally, practice root pressing 107 00:11:07,540 --> 00:11:09,790 Dad, your hole is so deep 108 00:11:12,330 --> 00:11:15,580 As long as you practice hard, after one year 109 00:11:15,790 --> 00:11:17,870 Your hole will be as deep as mine 110 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,370 Dad wants me to practice hard on my penis every day 111 00:11:41,540 --> 00:11:43,290 I'll have results soon 112 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,080 But, he never let me find a woman 113 00:11:45,410 --> 00:11:46,910 Come try my first time 114 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:50,450 He told me that a man’s first time is very important 115 00:11:50,660 --> 00:11:54,410 If you feel bad, you will have a shadow throughout your life 116 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,120 Qing'er, you can start now 117 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,330 Yes! 118 00:12:02,450 --> 00:12:06,330 I grew up quickly and I could write big letters with my penis 119 00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:09,870 And the desire for sex is getting bigger and bigger 120 00:12:55,910 --> 00:12:57,200 Siqin 121 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:01,040 Come in. Yes, officer. 122 00:13:02,410 --> 00:13:04,700 I want... come on 123 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:06,910 Officer, no 124 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,700 I have always wanted to grab a maid into the room and lose my virginity 125 00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:11,910 But dad is watching very closely 126 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,120 Officer, I... Qing'er! 127 00:13:13,330 --> 00:13:16,410 It's not a good thing to give him a slap in the face as soon as he finds out. 128 00:13:16,540 --> 00:13:17,620 Dad 129 00:13:19,830 --> 00:13:21,160 You get out! 130 00:13:25,290 --> 00:13:28,330 You're here again, how many times have I said... 131 00:13:28,790 --> 00:13:31,160 A man’s first sexual experience is very important 132 00:13:31,370 --> 00:13:34,580 If the effect is not good, it will affect your psychology throughout your life. 133 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,370 You must approve it before you can do it, you know? 134 00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:38,910 Got it, Dad 135 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,950 After I was scolded by my father 136 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:44,740 I thought I would never get rid of it this year 137 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,540 The word virgin 138 00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:48,370 Unexpectedly, things are unpredictable 139 00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:49,740 Often times it’s unexpected 140 00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:52,700 A few days later, my father told me that he had a daughter from a family friend. 141 00:13:52,910 --> 00:13:54,660 Because something happened at home, I was afraid of being implicated 142 00:13:54,870 --> 00:13:58,120 So, move to our house temporarily 143 00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:10,950 Dad said her name is Zi Yan 144 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:15,200 When I saw her, my whole body was on fire 145 00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:49,830 Zi Yan is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life 146 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,830 Since she came to my house 147 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,740 I want to pounce on her and rape her all the time 148 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,620 But dad always keeps an eye on me 149 00:14:57,750 --> 00:15:01,830 He said she was Shibo's daughter and he didn't want to touch her. 150 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:02,490 Dad 151 00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:03,370 take him away 152 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:04,580 Yes 153 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:07,290 Sorry, Master 154 00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:12,290 Qing'er eats 155 00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:13,490 So fast? 156 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,700 I have no choice but to hide in my room every day and do it myself. 157 00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:21,330 Otherwise, I think I will explode 158 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:25,370 Guan Guan Jujiu, in the river island 159 00:15:25,580 --> 00:15:28,910 A graceful lady, a gentleman is a good man 160 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:31,740 Later, my father asked Ziyan to teach me how to read. 161 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,410 It almost drove me crazy 162 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:37,080 Fair lady, longed for 163 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:40,740 I can’t get what I want, so I sleep hard and think about it. 164 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,830 Leisurely leisurely, tossing and turning 165 00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:50,120 Guan Guan Jujiu, in the river island 166 00:15:50,290 --> 00:15:55,790 A graceful lady, a gentleman is a good man 167 00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:03,120 Read it to me again 168 00:16:03,870 --> 00:16:07,040 read…read… 169 00:16:07,870 --> 00:16:11,330 Guan Guanzhou, in the river Jiujiu 170 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:13,370 My Fair Lady… 171 00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:15,330 You kiss me Jiujiu... 172 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,790 What did you say? 173 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:26,080 Guan...Guan...jiu...jiu... 174 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,660 Why are you blushing? 175 00:16:27,910 --> 00:16:29,330 Are you feeling unwell? 176 00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:31,910 Close...close... 177 00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:35,870 Sister Ziyan! 178 00:16:40,910 --> 00:16:42,580 Didn't it hurt you? 179 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,120 You get up 180 00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:48,370 Sorry, you are so naughty 181 00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:50,040 Sorry 182 00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:03,950 I must get Ziyan, I must get her 183 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:06,330 I want her to be my first woman! 184 00:18:18,790 --> 00:18:21,740 That night, I fucked myself nine times 185 00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:23,830 Still very impulsive 186 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,990 Suddenly, I heard a sound... 187 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:29,450 Miss, the hot water is ready 188 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:31,330 you can take a bath 189 00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:33,620 These few words ring in my ears 190 00:18:33,830 --> 00:18:35,490 like a fairy singing 191 00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:36,790 I jumped out of bed immediately 192 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,990 Quietly approach the small hole I dug in advance 193 00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:40,040 It turns out that Ziyan is just like me, she likes to do things by herself 194 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,830 Why can't two people in need comfort each other? 195 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,330 And you have to do it yourself? 196 00:21:44,830 --> 00:21:46,160 Absolutely ridiculous! 197 00:21:46,370 --> 00:21:48,700 No, I really can't bear it 198 00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:19,620 don't be shy 199 00:22:20,660 --> 00:22:21,990 Then I'm welcome 200 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,330 Come 201 00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:21,870 I want... 202 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,240 Wait 203 00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:19,240 Big! 204 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,240 Yeah? 205 00:25:18,540 --> 00:25:20,950 That night, we did it five times 206 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,700 Everyone is satisfied 207 00:25:22,910 --> 00:25:25,660 From that night on, we never missed an opportunity 208 00:25:25,830 --> 00:25:27,990 Anywhere in your home where no one can see you 209 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,160 Let's just do...do... 210 00:25:30,410 --> 00:25:32,620 Do the happiest thing in our lives 211 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:49,080 I love you so much...I really love you so much 212 00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:50,490 me too 213 00:26:50,830 --> 00:26:53,740 I want to be with you all my life 214 00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:57,450 You are really big...I can't stand it... 215 00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:58,580 Do you know you are big? 216 00:26:58,830 --> 00:27:01,740 I know... big... big... 217 00:27:02,290 --> 00:27:05,120 I want you to be my last man... okay? 218 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:14,040 Well...last man...last... 219 00:27:14,250 --> 00:27:16,990 Without you, I would rather die... 220 00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:18,450 No...no... 221 00:27:18,620 --> 00:27:20,200 What's wrong? You don't want it? 222 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:22,080 Why stop? What should I do if you die? 223 00:27:22,330 --> 00:27:23,660 come on 224 00:27:24,750 --> 00:27:27,240 If you want to die...I want to die with you... 225 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:34,330 this month 226 00:27:34,450 --> 00:27:37,200 Ziyan taught me many secrets between men and women 227 00:27:37,410 --> 00:27:39,330 It turns out she is a master 228 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:41,330 I have fallen deeply in love with her 229 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:44,620 Unexpectedly, on the morning of the first day of the lunar month... 230 00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:47,240 I found that the purple smoke was gone 231 00:27:47,450 --> 00:27:50,120 We did it three times the night before 232 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,290 Qing, I'm leaving 233 00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:59,120 You are a good man, you love me very much 234 00:27:59,540 --> 00:28:02,700 I have been really happy this month 235 00:28:02,870 --> 00:28:05,410 Because I feel that you are sincere 236 00:28:05,790 --> 00:28:09,950 It's been a long time since I met a sincere man 237 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,870 But everything I told you was a lie. 238 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,700 Your penis is not very big 239 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,240 I've seen many bigger ones 240 00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:24,490 I can't be with you forever 241 00:28:24,660 --> 00:28:28,450 Because I'm just a prostitute by the Qinhuai River 242 00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:30,410 It was your father who invited me back 243 00:28:30,620 --> 00:28:33,290 Enlightenment for you to be a man and a woman 244 00:28:33,620 --> 00:28:38,120 In fact, most of the love between men and women is false. 245 00:28:38,290 --> 00:28:41,620 Don't give your heart to any woman in your life 246 00:28:41,830 --> 00:28:44,870 It's better for you to hurt others 247 00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:56,330 I deliberately want you to be hurt first 248 00:28:56,910 --> 00:29:00,410 From now on, you won’t be trapped by love 249 00:29:00,620 --> 00:29:03,120 As long as a man has money and power 250 00:29:03,290 --> 00:29:05,370 All the beauties in the world will belong to you 251 00:29:05,580 --> 00:29:07,790 Don't waste time on women 252 00:29:07,950 --> 00:29:11,290 We must strive for power and wealth with all our strength 253 00:29:11,540 --> 00:29:13,950 I spent one hundred taels of gold to find Ziyan. 254 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,240 Very worth it 255 00:29:15,410 --> 00:29:17,040 This is better than a hundred teachers teaching you 256 00:29:17,410 --> 00:29:19,160 It will make you remember more 257 00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:23,160 Dad… 258 00:29:23,870 --> 00:29:25,450 The kid understands 259 00:29:26,540 --> 00:29:29,990 Children, study hard 260 00:29:30,620 --> 00:29:35,450 As long as there is wealth, power and official position, all the most beautiful women in the world will get it 261 00:29:35,660 --> 00:29:39,040 Otherwise, we will just be like many poor people 262 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,790 I only face one ugly woman in my life 263 00:29:42,540 --> 00:29:45,410 Dad, I don’t want an ugly woman 264 00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:48,290 I want to get fame 265 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,330 I want all the women in the world to kneel at my feet! 266 00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:55,370 After being taught a lesson by my father, I suddenly realized 267 00:29:55,580 --> 00:29:57,580 Decided to study abroad and see more of the world 268 00:29:57,790 --> 00:30:01,040 The most important thing is that I want to make more beauties in the world 269 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,700 Qing'er, remember the art of controlling women that your father taught you. 270 00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:07,330 If you find a good woman when you go out this time, 271 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:08,910 You can come back and tell dad 272 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,580 Let me help you propose marriage and start a family 273 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,330 Children, remember your father's instructions closely 274 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:20,370 It's getting late, let's set off quickly 275 00:30:20,580 --> 00:30:21,870 Baby farewell 276 00:30:28,330 --> 00:30:29,410 I'm not stupid 277 00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:31,580 Find a wife to tie yourself up so quickly? 278 00:30:31,790 --> 00:30:33,950 I want to enjoy all the beauties in the world before we get married 279 00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:37,740 Come on, bamboo pole 280 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,120 Master, wait for me... 281 00:30:43,620 --> 00:30:46,910 After leaving home, I traveled around the world 282 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,950 Travel around famous mountains and rivers to explore the secrets 283 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:53,200 It's a pity that all I saw were vulgar fans. 284 00:30:53,410 --> 00:30:56,290 Until one day, Zhugan and I arrived at a barren mountain 285 00:30:56,540 --> 00:30:58,870 Unexpectedly, it was raining heavily 286 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:00,120 I can't stand it anymore 287 00:31:00,330 --> 00:31:02,790 Bamboo pole…bamboo…bamboo pole… 288 00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:33,240 Senior sister 289 00:31:38,620 --> 00:31:40,240 Are they dead? 290 00:31:42,410 --> 00:31:44,200 They are still angry! 291 00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:51,290 If they have a high fever, they will definitely die if they don’t save them. 292 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,120 they are men 293 00:31:53,290 --> 00:31:55,370 Master once said that men are poisonous snakes 294 00:31:55,540 --> 00:31:57,200 You can't touch it, you can't even take a look at it. 295 00:31:57,410 --> 00:31:59,200 Otherwise, they will bite us to death 296 00:31:59,540 --> 00:32:00,540 Yes… 297 00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:02,200 It seems that this is not what Master said 298 00:32:02,410 --> 00:32:03,790 She said there was a poisonous snake on the man's body 299 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,370 They will come out and bite us to death. 300 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,700 I think saving people first 301 00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:13,540 Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda 302 00:32:13,790 --> 00:32:15,410 Let's save it and let's go back later. 303 00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:20,990 How about… 304 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,790 Master is out... 305 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,330 Master, what about the two donors? 306 00:32:30,540 --> 00:32:31,790 Are they okay? 307 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,910 They caught the cold and had a high fever 308 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,740 I've given them medicine 309 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:37,830 Sweat 310 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,040 It'll be fine tomorrow 311 00:32:40,290 --> 00:32:41,290 Bodhisattva bless 312 00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:42,790 I tell you 313 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,870 These two donors are men 314 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:49,040 Except for Master, you are not allowed to approach the Zen room even half a step 315 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,160 Why? 316 00:32:50,330 --> 00:32:52,330 Men are all the embodiment of tigers 317 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:54,120 There is a poisonous snake all over the body 318 00:32:54,410 --> 00:32:55,540 Will come out and bite you to death 319 00:32:55,790 --> 00:32:56,580 Viper? 320 00:32:56,790 --> 00:32:58,620 If you are bitten by a poisonous snake, you will die. 321 00:32:58,910 --> 00:32:59,740 And also going to hell 322 00:32:59,950 --> 00:33:01,200 You must remember 323 00:33:02,450 --> 00:33:03,910 Yes, Master 324 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,830 Go back and rest 325 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:08,410 Mingyue, come here 326 00:33:08,580 --> 00:33:09,580 Come 327 00:33:10,410 --> 00:33:14,040 You are the senior sister, you should take good care of your junior sister 328 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,620 Don't let them sneak up on you 329 00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:17,990 Mingyue knows 330 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,290 Great, you can rest now 331 00:33:27,790 --> 00:33:29,290 Did you find out? What? 332 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:32,290 Master has been a little confused lately. I said Master is lying. 333 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:34,160 Master used to say that men are poisonous snakes 334 00:33:34,330 --> 00:33:35,580 Now they say it’s a tiger 335 00:33:35,790 --> 00:33:37,290 Master’s foreword is wrong and his last words are incorrect 336 00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:39,290 Master may be lying to us 337 00:33:39,540 --> 00:33:41,580 She may not have seen it herself 338 00:33:41,870 --> 00:33:43,910 Yes... 339 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:49,160 You are so bold 340 00:33:49,410 --> 00:33:52,450 Being rude to Master and saying blasphemous words behind his back 341 00:33:52,790 --> 00:33:53,660 I'm going to tell Master! 342 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,330 No, senior sister, we won’t dare anymore 343 00:33:56,540 --> 00:33:58,870 You must have moved your heart 344 00:33:59,790 --> 00:34:02,580 Maybe I'll look for poisonous snakes and tigers in the middle of the night 345 00:34:03,910 --> 00:34:06,830 No, I'm going to lock you up tonight 346 00:34:08,290 --> 00:34:09,580 What to do… 347 00:34:10,660 --> 00:34:13,330 Will she tell Master? 348 00:34:13,660 --> 00:34:15,580 She actually locked the door 349 00:34:48,450 --> 00:34:52,120 Master said there are poisonous snakes on men. Where are they? 350 00:34:54,620 --> 00:34:58,200 If I wake him up, will the poisonous snake bite me? 351 00:35:45,620 --> 00:35:47,660 This venomous snake is huge 352 00:35:47,870 --> 00:35:49,740 Soft… 353 00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:53,790 Did you fall asleep? 354 00:36:28,330 --> 00:36:29,910 Oops! The poisonous snake sprays venom! 355 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,160 I'm poisoned... 356 00:36:36,910 --> 00:36:39,080 My little ancestor… 357 00:36:44,250 --> 00:36:45,700 bodhisattva 358 00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:48,700 Mingyue really doesn't know herself... 359 00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:52,830 Have you broken the rules and are going to hell? 360 00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:56,290 Actually, I haven't done anything 361 00:36:56,450 --> 00:37:00,830 I was just curious, so I came to see him 362 00:37:01,370 --> 00:37:04,200 In fact, Mingyue is simply... 363 00:37:04,540 --> 00:37:06,200 Don’t really want to leave home 364 00:37:06,910 --> 00:37:08,370 When the moon is very young 365 00:37:08,540 --> 00:37:10,910 Both parents died of the plague 366 00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:12,950 I'm the only one left 367 00:37:13,910 --> 00:37:16,700 Fortunately, Master is merciful and took me in 368 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,080 So I became a nun 369 00:37:20,910 --> 00:37:22,450 Actually I... 370 00:37:23,330 --> 00:37:25,830 I really want to return to the mortal world 371 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,870 Bodhisattva, I boldly say something 372 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,410 Nothing the master said is true 373 00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:34,580 Men are not poisonous snakes and tigers 374 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:39,740 On the contrary, I think the poisonous snakes on them are quite cute. 375 00:37:41,950 --> 00:37:44,160 It seems that young man... 376 00:37:44,540 --> 00:37:46,330 Also very handsome 377 00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:52,870 I don't know why, but I feel so happy whenever I see him 378 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,830 I really want to know why this is the case 379 00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,580 Bodhisattva… 380 00:38:00,910 --> 00:38:06,450 I want to ask you to make that young master see me... 381 00:38:06,660 --> 00:38:08,410 As happy as I am to see him 382 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:09,910 Is it possible? 383 00:38:13,450 --> 00:38:14,910 Sin... sin... 384 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,450 How are you? 385 00:38:23,750 --> 00:38:25,330 Are you okay? 386 00:38:25,790 --> 00:38:27,830 I'm fine, donor 387 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,290 Are you awake? 388 00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:30,830 yes 389 00:38:31,330 --> 00:38:33,160 It was the Bodhisattva who woke me up 390 00:38:33,540 --> 00:38:36,410 Call me here to hear what you just said 391 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,080 I didn't say anything... 392 00:38:40,250 --> 00:38:43,990 Also, Bodhisattva told me to see you... 393 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,910 I want to be as happy as you are seeing me 394 00:38:59,830 --> 00:39:00,790 Master! 395 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,910 Master, where are you? 396 00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,540 Is it you again? 397 00:39:06,790 --> 00:39:09,120 Master, I was stepped on by that little nun just now 398 00:39:09,370 --> 00:39:11,040 It hurts so much now 399 00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:13,040 Master, please pay attention to me, I feel so much pain 400 00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:14,160 How does she step on you? 401 00:39:14,370 --> 00:39:15,790 I was pushed down by her over there just now 402 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,410 Then she stepped over 403 00:39:17,660 --> 00:39:18,950 Isn’t that so! 404 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,290 Yes... 405 00:39:20,540 --> 00:39:22,740 That's it, how do you know? 406 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,160 my little ancestor 407 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,790 After two days, no matter how I pretend to be sick 408 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,990 The old nun still issued an eviction order 409 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,040 Zhugan and I have no choice but to leave 410 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:39,040 I found out that the little nun who peeked at me was named Mingyue. 411 00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:41,910 Her name is so beautiful 412 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,410 It's a pity that I will never see her again 413 00:39:44,620 --> 00:39:48,580 So, I had to pack my mind and continue on the road 414 00:39:49,450 --> 00:39:50,910 No need to give it away 415 00:39:53,410 --> 00:39:54,080 Let's go 416 00:39:54,330 --> 00:39:55,700 Got it, Master 417 00:39:56,410 --> 00:39:59,660 I never expected that Mingyue would... 418 00:39:59,870 --> 00:40:01,660 Leaving the nunnery secretly 419 00:40:01,870 --> 00:40:03,040 Catch up and find me 420 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:04,700 She has already decided in her heart 421 00:40:04,910 --> 00:40:07,330 Return to the mortal world and be with me 422 00:40:07,620 --> 00:40:08,620 I still hurt 423 00:40:08,790 --> 00:40:09,790 How does it hurt? 424 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,740 Pull...it hurts 425 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,240 It won't hurt if you cut it off! 426 00:40:13,410 --> 00:40:15,200 Don’t cut… 427 00:40:15,450 --> 00:40:17,080 Can walk... walk very fast... 428 00:40:36,660 --> 00:40:38,080 Three eldest brothers… 429 00:40:39,790 --> 00:40:42,660 Have you ever seen these two gentlemen passing by here? 430 00:40:42,830 --> 00:40:44,080 No… 431 00:40:44,410 --> 00:40:45,580 thank you 432 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:56,580 That kid just now had tender skin and smooth flesh... 433 00:40:56,790 --> 00:41:00,040 He doesn't look like a man... 434 00:41:01,410 --> 00:41:03,700 I'm sure it's a woman 435 00:41:27,540 --> 00:41:29,040 Master, walk slower 436 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,330 Little brother! 437 00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:41,660 wait a minute 438 00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:45,120 I remembered 439 00:41:45,330 --> 00:41:46,330 Have you met them? 440 00:41:46,540 --> 00:41:48,330 Two young men just asked for directions. 441 00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:52,490 They said they wanted to go to the mountain temple over there to offer incense. 442 00:41:53,290 --> 00:41:57,790 He narrowly escaped death and it was right to burn incense and thank God for his kindness. 443 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,410 How to get there? 444 00:42:00,660 --> 00:42:02,410 Right over there, very close 445 00:42:02,910 --> 00:42:03,660 Very close? 446 00:42:03,830 --> 00:42:05,740 Good people will fight to the end, I will take you there 447 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,540 Come on, let's go. Thank you. 448 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,870 Go OK, go 449 00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:13,910 When I get to Yihongyuan later, I’ll find some girls to play with. 450 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,240 I’ll also call one for you to play with. 451 00:42:15,410 --> 00:42:18,330 Okay, but it still hurts down there. 452 00:42:21,910 --> 00:42:23,450 What's the matter, Master? 453 00:42:26,790 --> 00:42:28,200 I'm missing something 454 00:42:28,450 --> 00:42:29,910 It's very simple, you can translate it yourself 455 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:31,200 Squat down 456 00:42:40,830 --> 00:42:42,120 Missing? 457 00:42:43,910 --> 00:42:45,330 What's missing? 458 00:42:45,540 --> 00:42:46,990 The book my dad gave me 459 00:42:47,410 --> 00:42:50,160 It's very simple. Go back and ask the master to give you another copy. 460 00:42:50,870 --> 00:42:52,160 You know shit! 461 00:42:52,370 --> 00:42:54,830 This is a medical book, a secret book 462 00:42:55,870 --> 00:42:59,120 I was still thinking about going into a small town and buying some tonic to replenish my body. 463 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,290 Medical book? 464 00:43:02,370 --> 00:43:04,870 Should I stay in a nunnery? 465 00:43:08,870 --> 00:43:11,200 I already knew, let's go 466 00:43:12,250 --> 00:43:14,450 Master, wait for me 467 00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,200 You dug everything out and waited for me 468 00:43:17,370 --> 00:43:18,080 Master... 469 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,910 Help! 470 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:25,700 Is there a sound? 471 00:43:25,910 --> 00:43:28,080 Yes, it seems that a girl shouted for help 472 00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:31,240 Go away! Bad guy… 473 00:43:31,450 --> 00:43:32,120 Shut up! 474 00:43:32,330 --> 00:43:33,240 stop! 475 00:43:34,830 --> 00:43:37,160 Go to hell! 476 00:43:53,330 --> 00:43:54,910 Why is it so hard? 477 00:43:56,950 --> 00:43:58,330 This is called Iron Crotch Kung Fu, idiot! 478 00:43:58,450 --> 00:43:59,120 Awesome! 479 00:44:03,870 --> 00:44:04,740 Get up 480 00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:06,540 Go away, you scoundrel! 481 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:10,450 I'm here to save you, girl. 482 00:44:15,290 --> 00:44:16,080 Get out of the way! 483 00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:26,910 Kicked my little ancestor again... Mingyue! 484 00:44:28,870 --> 00:44:30,160 It's okay 485 00:44:31,370 --> 00:44:33,740 Don't be afraid... 486 00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:35,910 The bad guys have all run away 487 00:44:39,910 --> 00:44:42,990 Mingyue, don't cry 488 00:44:43,580 --> 00:44:46,410 Don't cry, it's okay now 489 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,620 Tell me, why are you hanging out with those bad people? 490 00:44:52,580 --> 00:44:54,200 I don’t know… 491 00:44:54,580 --> 00:44:57,370 I came out of the nunnery and wanted to go with you 492 00:44:59,250 --> 00:45:01,700 Let’s see the world with you 493 00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,160 Unexpectedly, I was deceived by them... 494 00:45:07,330 --> 00:45:09,700 If you hadn't come to save me, I would have... 495 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:11,450 Stop talking 496 00:45:19,410 --> 00:45:21,660 Can I go with you? 497 00:45:23,910 --> 00:45:25,990 Can't? 498 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,410 No problem 499 00:45:45,700 --> 00:45:47,830 Can someone pay attention to me? 500 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,790 It hurts so much 501 00:46:41,620 --> 00:46:42,870 What are you doing? 502 00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:45,410 you are so naughty 503 00:46:45,620 --> 00:46:48,490 Don't run, Mingyue... 504 00:46:48,750 --> 00:46:51,120 Do you dream of being stepped on? 505 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,240 If you still run, let’s see where you go 506 00:46:58,790 --> 00:47:00,410 Run... 507 00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:02,200 Don't come here 508 00:47:02,410 --> 00:47:03,990 I want to come over 509 00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:08,240 See where you run 510 00:47:10,410 --> 00:47:12,700 you bully people 511 00:53:04,580 --> 00:53:08,370 Mingyue, how can you repay me for making you feel so comfortable? 512 00:53:09,700 --> 00:53:11,620 Come and kiss me down there 513 00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:14,410 Come 514 00:53:18,540 --> 00:53:20,580 Don't be shy, come 515 00:53:26,750 --> 00:53:28,950 Isn’t this venomous snake cute? 516 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,620 Kiss it, it's not poisonous 517 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,160 No, I'm afraid 518 00:54:13,330 --> 00:54:16,450 There's nothing to be afraid of, you don't know what to do yet 519 00:54:16,660 --> 00:54:18,660 Let's take our time, okay? 520 00:54:19,450 --> 00:54:21,870 It’s just that I’m scared because I don’t know. 521 00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:23,120 Then let me teach you 522 00:54:23,330 --> 00:54:26,950 It will hurt a little at first, but you will be happy later 523 00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:28,240 How to be happy? 524 00:54:28,450 --> 00:54:31,790 It’s the kind of happiness that makes you feel that it’s worth ten times the pain 525 00:54:41,830 --> 00:54:44,160 This, except for nuns... 526 00:54:44,450 --> 00:54:45,950 A stage that every woman must go through 527 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,040 Just bear with it! 528 00:54:48,750 --> 00:54:50,950 I'm torn... 529 00:54:51,290 --> 00:54:55,490 I am now helping you open the source of happiness 530 00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:12,370 Any woman will be cheated on for the first time 531 00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:15,870 Otherwise, you won’t be happy in the future 532 00:56:54,540 --> 00:56:57,700 That night, we did it six times intermittently 533 00:56:57,830 --> 00:57:00,040 Because Mingyue, it is indeed her first time 534 00:57:00,290 --> 00:57:02,200 It will hurt her if you do it for a long time 535 00:57:02,870 --> 00:57:05,290 She is a woman who makes me very happy 536 00:57:05,450 --> 00:57:07,660 So, I consider her my woman 537 00:57:07,830 --> 00:57:10,700 But not long after, I received the news that my father was seriously ill. 538 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,370 I took Mingyue home to meet my dad 539 00:57:13,580 --> 00:57:15,330 Dad is indeed very ill 540 00:57:15,540 --> 00:57:17,990 I lied to him and told him that Mingyue was the daughter of a wealthy family in the south. 541 00:57:18,290 --> 00:57:19,410 He's so sick 542 00:57:19,580 --> 00:57:20,660 He believed everything I said. 543 00:57:20,910 --> 00:57:24,370 They also urged me to get married quickly, so I had no choice but to go along with it. 544 00:57:51,330 --> 00:57:55,330 From today on, you will get married and start a family 545 00:57:55,910 --> 00:57:58,330 Dad gives you a treasure 546 00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:06,450 Dad, what did you come from? 547 00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:08,910 I spent a thousand taels of gold 548 00:58:09,330 --> 00:58:11,990 Collect all the precious medicinal materials in the world... 549 00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:16,240 Carefully refined and secretly made Tenglong Secret Pills 550 00:58:16,450 --> 00:58:18,620 I'll give it to you now 551 00:58:18,830 --> 00:58:20,450 Just take one pill 552 00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:23,080 Even a centenarian can... 553 00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,740 Have the strength to control girls 554 00:58:25,950 --> 00:58:29,870 However, you must not be greedy for happiness 555 00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:34,080 Taking more than one pill will cause excessive consumption. 556 00:58:34,290 --> 00:58:36,790 There is a risk of death due to detachment 557 00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:38,450 Qing'er knows 558 00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:43,700 That night, I took the first pill 559 00:58:43,910 --> 00:58:46,370 Mingyue was almost fucked to death by me on the wedding night 560 00:58:46,540 --> 00:58:49,080 She came over sixty times and I cum eight times 561 00:58:49,330 --> 00:58:51,620 We won't get up until the third day 562 00:58:55,330 --> 00:58:57,830 When I got married, I wanted to celebrate my dad’s birthday. 563 00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:00,740 But his illness became more serious 564 00:59:00,910 --> 00:59:03,700 A month later, he left us 565 00:59:08,450 --> 00:59:11,330 After my father died, I inherited everything from him 566 00:59:11,540 --> 00:59:14,580 Including thousands of acres of fertile land and huge wealth 567 00:59:14,750 --> 00:59:18,200 I became a real high-ranking official from Ximen, and I became the richest person in the world. 568 00:59:18,450 --> 00:59:19,660 I am different from my dad 569 00:59:19,830 --> 00:59:22,330 He only knows how to hide at home, read and research 570 00:59:22,500 --> 00:59:23,700 And after I studied abroad 571 00:59:23,870 --> 00:59:26,040 Understand that in addition to wealth, you must also have power 572 00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,290 From then on I made powerful friends 573 00:59:28,540 --> 00:59:29,740 I hope to find an official to do it 574 00:59:29,910 --> 00:59:31,950 More collusion with powerful officials 575 00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:33,950 Only in this way can we be arrogant and domineering 576 00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:36,240 I am the only one who bullies others, no one dares to bully me 577 00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:38,160 please 578 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,450 On this day, I met my new bad friend Hanazixu. 579 00:59:41,660 --> 00:59:44,330 Let's go to Wang Dahu's mansion, which is relatively wealthy in the county. 580 00:59:44,580 --> 00:59:46,910 Attend the banquet he hosted for the newly appointed prefect 581 00:59:47,870 --> 00:59:50,790 Today, on behalf of all my good friends in Qinghe County, I 582 00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:52,790 A drink to the county man 583 00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:54,660 Wish you good luck in officialdom 584 00:59:54,950 --> 00:59:56,580 Baifu is prosperous! 585 00:59:57,870 --> 00:59:58,990 OK… 586 00:59:59,250 --> 01:00:00,910 Today I have a new official taking office 587 01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:02,870 If everyone wants to stay safe... 588 01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:04,990 You must cooperate fully with me 589 01:00:05,290 --> 01:00:07,040 Take care of me 590 01:00:07,870 --> 01:00:09,660 No...it's so boring 591 01:00:09,830 --> 01:00:11,160 What are you bored about? 592 01:00:11,790 --> 01:00:14,120 Please take a look and search the whole place... 593 01:00:14,330 --> 01:00:15,830 I can't find a decent one 594 01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:17,910 It’s weird if it’s not boring, and… 595 01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:20,120 Look at the pile of top quality things at the back 596 01:00:22,540 --> 01:00:23,790 Just make do with it 597 01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:25,910 It was hard to get two seats to come in. 598 01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:27,410 thank you 599 01:00:52,870 --> 01:00:53,910 Golden lotus! 600 01:00:58,580 --> 01:01:00,410 Who asked this little goblin to bring out the wine? 601 01:01:00,830 --> 01:01:02,160 Come on, it doesn't look good. Who is she? 602 01:01:02,370 --> 01:01:04,580 What's not nice? Did I scold her wrongly now? 603 01:01:04,790 --> 01:01:06,160 She is only thirteen or fourteen years old 604 01:01:06,370 --> 01:01:08,240 He walks like a vixen 605 01:01:08,620 --> 01:01:11,450 This is already the case now, will it be okay when you grow up? 606 01:01:11,790 --> 01:01:13,910 Her thin skin and tender face 607 01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:16,540 Being beaten by that shrew... 608 01:01:16,750 --> 01:01:19,580 It really hit her in the face and hurt my heart. 609 01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:23,240 Not only that, look at her little feet... 610 01:01:23,410 --> 01:01:25,910 Small and exquisite, captivating 611 01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,200 The more I watch it, the more I like it, yes 612 01:01:28,410 --> 01:01:30,910 It's a pity... it's a pity... 613 01:01:34,500 --> 01:01:36,700 It turns out that this maid’s name is Jin Lian 614 01:01:36,870 --> 01:01:38,450 Mrs. Wang because she is beautiful 615 01:01:38,660 --> 01:01:40,830 And Wang Dahu has long been ambitious for her 616 01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:43,370 That night I made an excuse to beat her. 617 01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:47,370 In my heart, there are only two words: pity 618 01:01:52,870 --> 01:01:54,330 Later, I got drunk 619 01:01:54,540 --> 01:01:57,160 He just stayed at Wang Dahu's mansion and didn't go home. 620 01:01:57,330 --> 01:01:59,620 I woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't sleep anyway 621 01:01:59,830 --> 01:02:01,580 Just walk to the backyard and hang out 622 01:02:01,790 --> 01:02:03,160 That night, the moonlight was beautiful 623 01:02:03,410 --> 01:02:06,740 I kept walking until I reached the river 624 01:02:06,910 --> 01:02:07,950 Unexpectedly… 625 01:02:17,700 --> 01:02:18,990 Is it you? 626 01:02:27,410 --> 01:02:28,950 Are you crying? 627 01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:30,410 What's wrong? 628 01:02:30,620 --> 01:02:33,740 Madam just hit me and didn't let me eat. 629 01:02:33,910 --> 01:02:35,540 I was so hungry, so I came out to drink water 630 01:02:35,790 --> 01:02:37,490 This way you won’t feel hungry 631 01:02:37,750 --> 01:02:39,740 How can I feel full if I only drink water? 632 01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:41,990 Come, I have some pastries in my room 633 01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:43,370 You come with me 634 01:02:43,660 --> 01:02:45,740 If Madam knows, she will beat me to death 635 01:02:45,950 --> 01:02:47,160 How would she know if I didn't tell her? 636 01:02:47,330 --> 01:02:50,160 Besides, it’s better than going hungry, right? 637 01:02:50,540 --> 01:02:51,870 Come on, come on, follow me 638 01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:54,200 Come on, let's go 639 01:02:59,910 --> 01:03:02,790 Come, have a cup of tea 640 01:03:08,410 --> 01:03:11,410 Sir, don't look at me like this 641 01:03:11,580 --> 01:03:14,830 No, I'm admiring your little feet 642 01:03:15,540 --> 01:03:17,950 This pair of feet was pierced by my grandma when I was a child. 643 01:03:18,290 --> 01:03:19,660 So that's it 644 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,990 If I tell your master to ransom you over to me 645 01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:25,290 Are you willing? 646 01:03:25,450 --> 01:03:26,660 real? 647 01:03:27,750 --> 01:03:29,870 Actually, are you unhappy here? 648 01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:34,660 My wife doesn’t like me and often beats me for excuses 649 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:38,700 You are beautiful, but of course my wife doesn’t like you 650 01:03:39,410 --> 01:03:40,660 High official... 651 01:03:40,830 --> 01:03:43,490 Are you...really willing to redeem me? 652 01:03:43,700 --> 01:03:44,740 Of course 653 01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:47,830 Five hundred taels, is that enough? 654 01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:50,660 But this way… 655 01:03:51,250 --> 01:03:53,120 I want you to agree to my request 656 01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:58,450 Don't get me wrong, that's not what I meant 657 01:03:58,660 --> 01:04:01,200 You are still young, how could I be so cruel? 658 01:04:01,410 --> 01:04:02,790 I just want to... 659 01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:05,950 look at your little feet 660 01:05:49,660 --> 01:05:51,660 This piece of jade is my token to you 661 01:05:51,830 --> 01:05:54,200 When I get back, I will immediately bring some silver to redeem you. 662 01:05:54,370 --> 01:05:55,410 You wait for me 663 01:06:11,290 --> 01:06:13,540 There are so many beauties, I will be the emperor tonight 664 01:06:13,700 --> 01:06:15,910 Without such a party, how dare you introduce it? 665 01:06:16,290 --> 01:06:17,370 You really have a way 666 01:06:17,540 --> 01:06:20,160 I'll give you all the money from the ransom lotus as a deposit 667 01:06:20,370 --> 01:06:23,410 If it's not fun, I'll castrate you 668 01:06:23,660 --> 01:06:26,040 Guaranteed your satisfaction 669 01:06:43,660 --> 01:06:45,790 This is Mrs. Yan 670 01:06:47,410 --> 01:06:50,540 Madam, you are polite. I am here to welcome you to Ximen Qing. 671 01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:53,740 I heard that Ximen officials are always elegant and elegant. 672 01:06:53,950 --> 01:06:56,790 There are countless babies around me, enjoying all the happiness in the world 673 01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:00,660 Why are you interested in visiting our Fengxiang Villa? 674 01:07:01,410 --> 01:07:05,080 I heard that Fengxiang Villa can make men all over the world... 675 01:07:05,290 --> 01:07:07,660 Get the greatest satisfaction in his life 676 01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:10,410 If it doesn't work, the original silver will be returned 677 01:07:10,620 --> 01:07:13,330 So today I come here to pay my respects. 678 01:07:13,540 --> 01:07:17,080 We do, but there are two conditions 679 01:07:17,410 --> 01:07:18,540 What conditions? 680 01:07:18,660 --> 01:07:22,330 First, we need to test your penis to prove that you are not sick. 681 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,040 The second is to establish a state of life and death 682 01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:28,910 After you try it, never tell anyone in the world... 683 01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:30,580 Disclosure of pleasure program 684 01:07:30,790 --> 01:07:32,620 If not, we will take care of it... 685 01:07:32,790 --> 01:07:35,410 The world's most powerful killer takes your head 686 01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:39,330 The eldest son of the He family in the north of Ji, the eleventh son of the Tang family in the middle of Shu 687 01:07:39,660 --> 01:07:43,660 Both of their young masters lost their lives in the middle of the night. 688 01:07:43,870 --> 01:07:45,790 I am not a person who sings when he is full. 689 01:07:46,040 --> 01:07:48,160 So Madam, please rest assured, rest assured 690 01:07:48,330 --> 01:07:50,410 Good, beautiful spring, Hanque 691 01:07:50,660 --> 01:07:51,540 Yes 692 01:07:53,370 --> 01:07:55,370 Now you two invite the high official Ximen... 693 01:07:55,660 --> 01:07:57,410 Go into the inner hall and check if there are any hidden diseases. 694 01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:02,910 give money 695 01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:04,290 Yes 696 01:08:07,660 --> 01:08:10,990 Madam, the contract was signed and the money was given. 697 01:08:11,370 --> 01:08:13,410 I've been tested and there's no hidden disease down there. 698 01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:15,240 When can the fun begin? 699 01:08:15,410 --> 01:08:16,490 Not yet 700 01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:18,290 Why? 701 01:08:18,450 --> 01:08:22,120 The rule here is that you can only entertain one guest a day 702 01:08:22,290 --> 01:08:24,410 Our guest tonight is a playboy 703 01:08:24,620 --> 01:08:26,450 Officer, please come back tomorrow 704 01:08:27,870 --> 01:08:29,410 Can't the two be together? 705 01:08:29,950 --> 01:08:32,080 Officials, please abide by the rules here. 706 01:08:32,290 --> 01:08:34,910 Otherwise, we would rather not do your business 707 01:08:35,700 --> 01:08:37,290 Sorry 708 01:08:40,870 --> 01:08:42,290 Are you kidding me, you bastard? 709 01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:44,330 Sorry, I'm seeing you off. 710 01:08:44,910 --> 01:08:46,740 Madam… 711 01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:48,740 Huazixu! 712 01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:51,790 please please 713 01:09:03,620 --> 01:09:05,290 Hua Zixu, this guy is so disgusting 714 01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:07,330 It makes me hang around for a long time, and I have to go alone 715 01:09:07,580 --> 01:09:08,660 I will definitely take revenge 716 01:09:08,830 --> 01:09:10,290 When I see your wife, I will fuck your wife 717 01:09:10,540 --> 01:09:12,040 When I see your mother, I will fuck your mother 718 01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:14,290 After you fuck your wife, fuck your mom... 719 01:09:15,410 --> 01:09:16,580 This young man… 720 01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:19,950 It's very dangerous for you to walk here alone. 721 01:09:20,660 --> 01:09:21,910 Are there tigers here? 722 01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:24,540 There are no tigers, but there are vicious bandits 723 01:09:24,750 --> 01:09:25,830 Bandits? 724 01:09:27,370 --> 01:09:28,990 How could there be so many bandits? 725 01:09:29,160 --> 01:09:32,740 Of course there is, it’s the Black Wind Village who was frightened by the news. 726 01:09:32,950 --> 01:09:34,660 Isn't there only Fengxiang Villa here? 727 01:09:34,910 --> 01:09:37,540 What Fengxiang Villa? I haven't heard of it 728 01:09:37,790 --> 01:09:39,080 I just went there 729 01:09:39,870 --> 01:09:41,790 I think the young master also comes from a wealthy family. 730 01:09:41,950 --> 01:09:44,660 Go quickly. If you encounter bandits, you will die. 731 01:09:44,910 --> 01:09:47,410 The government here is very powerful, I think... 732 01:09:47,700 --> 01:09:49,660 There are a few gross thieves, mountain bandits... 733 01:09:49,910 --> 01:09:50,580 I'm not afraid 734 01:10:19,370 --> 01:10:21,540 Bandits… 735 01:10:23,910 --> 01:10:25,040 A hidden weapon? 736 01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:37,370 What are you doing? 737 01:10:37,540 --> 01:10:38,410 Don't mess around! 738 01:10:38,620 --> 01:10:39,790 I am a senior official from Ximen, Qinghe County 739 01:10:39,950 --> 01:10:41,790 I'll give you money and let me go 740 01:10:41,950 --> 01:10:44,540 There's so much nonsense, what's the fuss about? 741 01:10:45,450 --> 01:10:46,790 It's not too late to beat you up and get the money 742 01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,120 Who's making the fuss? 743 01:10:49,290 --> 01:10:51,620 Village owner... Village owner... 744 01:10:53,250 --> 01:10:54,200 take off his pants 745 01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:56,040 I want to see how big his stuff is. 746 01:10:56,250 --> 01:10:58,580 Don't say I didn't warn you first, or you'll be frightened 747 01:10:59,910 --> 01:11:02,790 I didn’t expect you to have some weight 748 01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:04,580 I have been involved in the makeup industry for so many years 749 01:11:04,750 --> 01:11:07,200 Is there any woman who doesn’t bow her head to my crotch? 750 01:11:07,370 --> 01:11:08,700 Really? 751 01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:10,830 Then let's take a gamble 752 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,040 What to bet on? 753 01:11:12,250 --> 01:11:13,830 Bet on that thing of yours 754 01:11:14,910 --> 01:11:16,080 How to bet? 755 01:11:16,250 --> 01:11:18,080 It means you want to have sex with the leader of this village 756 01:11:18,250 --> 01:11:21,080 If you make me satisfied, the leader of this village will let you go. 757 01:11:21,250 --> 01:11:23,290 Otherwise, I'll cut off your stuff and make soup 758 01:11:23,580 --> 01:11:25,790 How about sharing it with everyone? 759 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:29,490 At this point, there is no other way out, let's bet 760 01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:30,620 Good 761 01:11:31,750 --> 01:11:32,830 Come here! 762 01:11:38,750 --> 01:11:39,830 Close the door 763 01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:43,200 The village owner… 764 01:11:48,330 --> 01:11:51,740 Come as you say! 765 01:11:53,830 --> 01:11:58,790 Since the beginning of Pangu 766 01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:07,740 Men want women to lie down and spread their legs... 767 01:12:08,450 --> 01:12:12,620 Also try your best 768 01:12:13,250 --> 01:12:19,830 Use force to force women into submission 769 01:12:20,500 --> 01:12:24,410 Otherwise, use tricks… 770 01:12:24,750 --> 01:12:28,700 make her willing 771 01:12:33,910 --> 01:12:36,450 You...want to test my martial arts? 772 01:12:36,620 --> 01:12:42,990 Then let’s see... how much do you weigh? 773 01:12:53,250 --> 01:12:54,580 Both breasts are okay 774 01:13:19,290 --> 01:13:20,620 Buttocks are also good 775 01:13:26,950 --> 01:13:28,120 Are you happy? 776 01:13:31,870 --> 01:13:32,950 Enjoyable, right? 777 01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:34,740 you are awesome 778 01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:36,370 Awesome, right? 779 01:13:38,870 --> 01:13:40,120 Good work! 780 01:13:46,450 --> 01:13:48,740 I heard that high officials are good at martial arts 781 01:13:49,910 --> 01:13:51,740 I finally learned the lesson today 782 01:13:52,540 --> 01:13:54,540 Sure enough, it lives up to its reputation 783 01:13:54,660 --> 01:13:55,830 Mrs. Yan? 784 01:14:00,290 --> 01:14:02,490 It turns out you two colluded to trick me! 785 01:14:02,660 --> 01:14:04,120 Is it fun? 786 01:14:05,410 --> 01:14:08,490 No wonder you can’t leak it to the outside world after playing it. 787 01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:11,370 If you want to play in the future, just come to me and I won’t charge you. 788 01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:17,830 After I had an unforgettable experience in Fengxiang Villa, 789 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:19,450 Suddenly, I thought of Jinlian 790 01:14:19,620 --> 01:14:21,870 So she immediately went to Wang Dahu's house and wanted to redeem her life. 791 01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:23,120 Unexpectedly… 792 01:14:23,370 --> 01:14:24,910 What's the matter? 793 01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:27,700 Madam, I came today to redeem Jin Lian's body. 794 01:14:27,950 --> 01:14:31,540 I'm so sorry, Jin Lian is too wild. 795 01:14:31,750 --> 01:14:33,490 My master forced her into the room the day before yesterday. 796 01:14:33,790 --> 01:14:34,700 Almost something happened 797 01:14:34,870 --> 01:14:36,870 How can I feel at ease if I leave her here? 798 01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:39,910 To avoid future troubles, I have no choice but to do this 799 01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:42,080 I've given her to someone else 800 01:14:42,330 --> 01:14:43,950 Then...who should I give it to? 801 01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:47,040 Sorry, I promised the other party to keep it a secret 802 01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:48,740 So I can't tell you 803 01:14:49,450 --> 01:14:51,790 Then...goodbye 804 01:14:52,160 --> 01:14:54,830 Unexpectedly, Jinlian and I are not destined to be together 805 01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:57,660 Three days late, I can't find her again 806 01:14:57,830 --> 01:14:59,370 This may be God's will 807 01:14:59,540 --> 01:15:01,240 Soon, I forgot about it 808 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:07,080 That night, I finally got home 809 01:15:07,250 --> 01:15:12,910 At the door of the bedroom, I heard Yueniang moaning in the room 810 01:15:29,790 --> 01:15:32,660 I suspect she seduced the servant and cuckolded me 811 01:15:32,870 --> 01:15:34,540 So she is so bold 812 01:15:57,080 --> 01:15:58,910 She actually came to my dad's room 813 01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:02,490 Mr. stole the longest horn and went out to play 814 01:16:02,750 --> 01:16:07,080 It's all my fault, I haven't given her a full meal in a long time 815 01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:09,490 I also join 816 01:16:10,910 --> 01:16:12,410 Mr.… 817 01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:17,240 Can we... be together? 818 01:19:25,540 --> 01:19:27,240 That night, I used what dad left behind 819 01:19:27,500 --> 01:19:28,790 Mr. Twelve Corners 820 01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:30,490 Yuen Niang is very happy 821 01:19:30,700 --> 01:19:32,660 He said he hadn't eaten so much in a long time 822 01:19:32,910 --> 01:19:36,240 It's okay, if you don't have golden lotus, you can stay at home to comfort your wife. 823 01:19:36,500 --> 01:19:38,620 I gradually forgot Jinlian 824 01:19:38,790 --> 01:19:41,370 Moreover, I also met a lot of girls 825 01:19:41,620 --> 01:19:43,870 Over the past few years, I have become richer and richer 826 01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:45,240 more and more status 827 01:19:45,370 --> 01:19:48,700 Even when I go shopping, there are many women ogling me. 828 01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:50,910 But not everyone is suitable 829 01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:52,740 I have a godmother named Wang Po 830 01:19:52,910 --> 01:19:56,160 She specializes in helping me find stunning beauties and guides me through them. 831 01:19:56,410 --> 01:19:59,240 I gradually lose interest in women who are easy to get. 832 01:19:59,450 --> 01:20:01,120 It has to be difficult to feel satisfied 833 01:20:01,290 --> 01:20:02,410 who are you? 834 01:20:02,620 --> 01:20:03,740 sorry 835 01:20:08,250 --> 01:20:09,870 It doesn’t matter… 836 01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:13,870 It's him... 837 01:20:21,790 --> 01:20:24,540 What do you call Ximenqing? 838 01:20:24,750 --> 01:20:27,200 Officer, don’t you recognize me? 839 01:20:28,410 --> 01:20:30,790 Who are you… 840 01:20:30,950 --> 01:20:33,540 Oops, don’t you remember the time I had with her? 841 01:20:33,700 --> 01:20:35,410 Impossible, so beautiful... 842 01:20:36,250 --> 01:20:37,580 Are you? 843 01:20:37,870 --> 01:20:39,240 golden lotus 844 01:20:39,410 --> 01:20:40,410 Golden lotus? ! 845 01:20:45,620 --> 01:20:47,410 Golden lotus? Have you grown so big? 846 01:20:47,580 --> 01:20:48,660 Golden lotus! 847 01:20:53,620 --> 01:20:54,540 Are you back so early? 848 01:20:54,700 --> 01:20:55,620 come here 849 01:20:55,790 --> 01:20:56,910 He...who is he? 850 01:20:57,120 --> 01:20:58,370 Who are you talking about? 851 01:20:58,620 --> 01:21:00,490 who? Him 852 01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:04,080 I just opened the window and a stick fell out 853 01:21:04,290 --> 01:21:07,160 I almost hit him accidentally 854 01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:09,740 Sorry, sorry... 855 01:21:09,910 --> 01:21:11,290 Did my wife hit you? 856 01:21:11,870 --> 01:21:13,410 No… 857 01:21:16,330 --> 01:21:18,910 By the way, I have something to do, so I’m leaving first 858 01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:21,580 Stick... give it back to you 859 01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:23,040 farewell 860 01:21:23,200 --> 01:21:25,580 walk slowly 861 01:21:26,330 --> 01:21:27,160 What for? 862 01:21:27,410 --> 01:21:28,370 Did he fuck you? 863 01:21:28,790 --> 01:21:30,290 Of course not! 864 01:21:30,500 --> 01:21:32,990 Your head is thinking about wrong things all day long 865 01:21:57,250 --> 01:21:58,950 Godson 866 01:21:59,620 --> 01:22:00,950 Hello! 867 01:22:03,330 --> 01:22:06,160 Who is so capable of seducing your soul? 868 01:22:06,330 --> 01:22:09,540 As soon as I entered the door, I walked around and became restless. 869 01:22:09,790 --> 01:22:13,160 What is on your mind that you even left your godmother aside? 870 01:22:13,410 --> 01:22:14,330 I'm fine 871 01:22:14,500 --> 01:22:16,990 But I met a friend on the street 872 01:22:17,250 --> 01:22:18,450 An old friend? 873 01:22:18,910 --> 01:22:20,370 What a good old friend? 874 01:22:20,540 --> 01:22:23,240 If we are old friends, we won’t worry about it anymore 875 01:22:23,580 --> 01:22:25,660 She's a girl I've never been in love with before 876 01:22:25,910 --> 01:22:27,990 When we first met, she was still very young 877 01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:30,580 Now that I have grown up, when I see her... 878 01:22:30,910 --> 01:22:32,910 My heart is moved 879 01:22:34,910 --> 01:22:37,870 I originally wanted to introduce you to a new goddaughter 880 01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:40,200 But, what about people now... 881 01:22:40,370 --> 01:22:43,120 My heart is moved, my heart feels like it belongs to me 882 01:22:43,410 --> 01:22:44,410 Why are you introducing me? 883 01:22:44,540 --> 01:22:47,040 Godmother, what did you say? How could I? 884 01:22:47,250 --> 01:22:50,290 When did I, Ximen Qing, ever become indifferent to a beautiful woman? 885 01:22:50,870 --> 01:22:52,370 Just introduce him to me 886 01:22:52,540 --> 01:22:54,160 come on 887 01:22:54,450 --> 01:22:57,080 Okay, I'll trust you this time 888 01:22:57,250 --> 01:23:00,370 My good daughter, why don’t you come out and see the high official soon? 889 01:23:07,330 --> 01:23:08,700 Golden lotus! 890 01:23:10,950 --> 01:23:13,540 Godson, I'm sorry... 891 01:23:13,750 --> 01:23:14,790 My place is very clean 892 01:23:14,950 --> 01:23:17,790 Don't do anything immoral or immoral 893 01:23:22,450 --> 01:23:24,160 Is this okay? 894 01:23:39,950 --> 01:23:41,700 No… 895 01:23:43,410 --> 01:23:44,910 Don't you miss me? 896 01:23:45,080 --> 01:23:48,580 Wu Dalang is jealous by nature, even though he sells out sesame seed cakes 897 01:23:48,790 --> 01:23:51,290 But he comes back every hour 898 01:23:52,700 --> 01:23:55,370 If he can't see me, he'll make a fuss 899 01:23:55,500 --> 01:23:57,620 So I can't come out for too long 900 01:23:57,830 --> 01:23:59,370 Then wouldn’t it be hard for me? 901 01:23:59,580 --> 01:24:01,120 You come to my house at night... 902 01:24:01,290 --> 01:24:03,490 Besides sleepwalking, Wu Dalang... 903 01:24:03,700 --> 01:24:05,990 Just beating gongs and drums will not wake you up 904 01:24:06,700 --> 01:24:07,950 Then I... 905 01:24:08,830 --> 01:24:10,660 I will come to see you tonight for the second update... 906 01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:12,410 Is it good? 907 01:24:31,870 --> 01:24:33,080 he's coming 908 01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:38,950 Be careful 909 01:24:48,620 --> 01:24:50,830 Jinlian, I miss you so much 910 01:24:50,950 --> 01:24:52,700 Me too. Did you know... 911 01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:55,660 Is he asleep? 912 01:24:56,080 --> 01:24:58,660 Even if you fall asleep, you won’t wake up even if you play gongs and drums. 913 01:24:58,830 --> 01:25:00,660 Unless it's a rooster crow 914 01:25:01,160 --> 01:25:02,410 That's good 915 01:25:02,580 --> 01:25:05,330 It's the second watch now, when will the rooster crow? 916 01:25:05,500 --> 01:25:06,990 What are we waiting for? 917 01:26:07,950 --> 01:26:10,950 Don't worry about him, he's just sleepwalking 918 01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:04,080 Afraid of you 919 01:27:21,580 --> 01:27:22,700 continue 920 01:28:19,040 --> 01:28:21,120 You are so awesome 921 01:28:21,540 --> 01:28:23,830 I'm so awesome, do you like it? 922 01:28:37,870 --> 01:28:39,660 Wife, what are you doing? 923 01:28:39,790 --> 01:28:41,410 You were sleepwalking just now 924 01:28:41,620 --> 01:28:43,080 Putting people on the altar... 925 01:28:43,330 --> 01:28:45,200 I almost got killed by you 926 01:28:45,540 --> 01:28:47,120 Am I that powerful? 927 01:28:48,080 --> 01:28:50,410 If you are not great, who is? 928 01:28:50,700 --> 01:28:51,410 Then do it again 929 01:28:51,620 --> 01:28:53,740 This time with Jin Lian is something I will never forget 930 01:28:53,950 --> 01:28:55,240 I decided to get her 931 01:28:55,450 --> 01:28:58,950 Even if I have to do something outrageous, I am willing 932 01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:04,410 After Wu Dalang sleepwalked that night, 933 01:29:04,620 --> 01:29:06,830 Caught cold and bedridden 934 01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:10,620 I saw the right moment and poisoned his medicine 935 01:30:28,330 --> 01:30:30,160 After Wu Dalang died 936 01:30:30,330 --> 01:30:34,950 Ximen Qing officially accepted Jinlian as his second wife 937 01:30:35,200 --> 01:30:38,080 From then on, Ximen officials... 938 01:30:38,330 --> 01:30:42,200 Start living a life of unbridled debauchery 939 01:30:42,410 --> 01:30:46,740 Become a real generation of sluts